I Would Just Like to Say…
Fuck you to the game publishers.
No seriously - go fuck yourself. Take your Quantum of Solace, Mirror’s Edge, Fallout 3, Red Alert 3, Sacred 2, LEGO Batman, Fable 2, Gears of War 2, Left 4 Dead, Little Big Planet, Resistance 2, and Call of Duty World at War and shove it up your butts. See if they fit. I bet they don’t do they? And guess what? They don’t all fit in the fucking Fall either.
I bet you didn’t know there are actually 12 months in the year - not 2. Yup, outside of October and November we have these great months like April, July, even February. All perfectly capable months. Months where I have plenty of time and money that I can purchase and enjoy your games.
My wife doesn’t even remember what I look like. My electric bill has doubled. Pepsi intake tripled. I’m a god damn video game playing machine sent from the future back in time with one purpose - to conquer the Fall gaming season. So far the Fall is winning.
jeffool said
am November 11 2008 @ 7:13 am
You’d think they would realize that in their fervor to ‘win’ Christmas, they’re really hurting their own bottom line. I mean, there’s no way that the money Christmas-games makes (factored by the chances of being a big Christmas hit) is more than claiming a month to yourself. Like March.
jeffool said
am November 11 2008 @ 7:14 am
And for lack of an edit, I think I just gave them an ad campaign. “Join the Resistance. March.”